hermes @hermes@mania.systems

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: //hanging out at a psychopomp cafe//

Me: //enters the cafe//

//nymphs and dryads eye me nervously//

Me: //reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made//

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: //ears perk up//

A dryad: //glares at me//

Me: //pulls out squeaky toy//

//cafe yells//

Me: //throws the squeaky toy//

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: //run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte//

Me: //makes a break for the Underworld//

#microfiction #yoteWriting #fediWriters #fiction #writing #mythology #hellenic

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: hanging out at a psychopomp cafe

Me: enters the cafe

nymphs and dryads eye me nervously

Me: reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: ears perk up

A dryad: glares at me

Me: pulls out squeaky toy

cafe yells

Me: throws the squeaky toy

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte

Me: makes a break for the Underworld

#microFiction #fiction #fediWriters

mt tabor is an 18 min walk from where i be, i need to scout the route and the park area

i might have found my next stargazing spot!

IM FAT

what if i wrote a story based off of the "washer at the fjord" ("the washerwoman")?

#yoteWriting #freeblogging

i already have a narrative for both:

-he escapes the same way as before, distracting the guards of the underworld

-hang out at the party and pretend hes dead, but annoyed because he cant eat or drink anything (but water)

idk

do they know that you shouldnt eat the food of the dead? (fae/underworld)

do they get stuck and escape? do they just not eat anything and be annoyed all night because they forgot you shouldnt eat their food? and that they shouldve checked before they left?

what if the protag was trying to crash a party? what if he was crashing Persephone's return party? (a halloween party?)

i realize that from //this// account itll read as the god hermes breaking into the underworld and crashing a party lmao

not intended, its just some mortal

#yoteWriting #freeblogging

//i say as i copy paste a prior existing css style sheet//

working fast

so imma break

that was fast

i think for now imma listen to music and do some prewriting for a follow up to psychopomp cafe

i have to be awake tomorrow to go to the bank, but im not tired, im experiencing mania, i can take a 3 hour nap ill be fine

if i get kicked out of school again, idk how i can do the SAP appeal, because like what

"oh i had to move the week school started because my abusive landlady defyed the CDC's rental freeze so due to safety issues regarding her and housing i had to move."

"she is fucking evil and i hate her"

obvs i have to fix some of the style, and add a few things the professor wants, but like

this is basically half of the assignment

the class isnt hard

ive just been.....basically fuck my landlady for having me move the week school starts

i fucking hate her

im trying my hardest, but damn im behind with my schoolwork because i had to move all my shit from kristinas

and btw, she didnt force me to move, i did decide to move

but this was after a year of her abuse and then her defying the CDC's rental freeze mandate

she....i want to fucking punch her

THIS WAS LIKE HALF OF THE ASSIGNMENT

DONE

IN 5 MINS

why am i like this, i coulda got a 90 or 100 on this >:(

no instead ill get a 70 or 80 if im lucky aaaaaaaaaaaa

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